This Not Just In

By Mitchell Hadley

The headline in this morning’s paper read “He’s Here,” and based on the size and boldness of the type I thought for a moment it was the Second Coming, and I’d missed it.

But no, it was only Bret Favre un-retiring once again. Perhaps it should have read “He’s Back” instead, and been in a little smaller type; after all, it’s not as if we didn’t see this coming. . .