It's often said that writing newspaper headlines is an art form, and Dawn Eden has to be one of its finest practitioners. You read some headlines and you think to yourself, "I wish I could write that!" But some are so good, you want to applaud because it's so far ahead of what you'd be capable of doing. I still have aspirations to being that good, but in the meantime I'll have to just clap for this one, from Wednesday's Daily News, for "an article concerning small North Carolina towns being alerted to the impending hurricane: 'Hamlets warned of Ophelia threat.' "
If you get it, great. If you don't, it's your loss.