Wednesday, April 1, 2009

This Just In

By Kristin

Traders Put "Hold" Call on Hadleyblog Stock

(Wall Street, NY April 1, 2009) - As the end of trading day approaches, traders are worried about the state of the Hadleyblog (Ticker: HBS). Financial annalist Walter Cashflow expressed his concern. “We just aren’t seeing the income revenue that we have been seeing in the past few quarters. We may have to talk about downsizing.” Cashflow said his firm was putting a "Hold" on the stock, previously rated as "Buy."

The news did not come as a shock to investors. “You could see it coming from a mile away,” said one investor who wished to remain anonymous. “I mean, like, the humor was there, the commentaries were insightful, but the profit margins were sub par.”

Although Hadleyblog Managing Editor M.D. Hadley declined to return calls from This Just In reporters requesting comment, market analysts have speculated for some time that there was, in fact, no business plan to receive any sort of income from the blog whatsoever.

To further put a twist on this financial soap opera, rumors continued to swirl that the blog was, in fact, being operated by a silent partner based at an offshore location, possibly in the Bahamas.

Until then, the fate of the Hadleyblog will remain in limbo.

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