Wish I'd Written That

By Bobby Chang

Remember Tom and Jerry? Well, I found Jerry's cousin in my house. Not as cute as Jerry. He is now gone FOREVER (RIP Jerry's cousin) and surprisingly I don't feel bad at all. Just in case he has any family members that want to come visit, be afraid, be very afraid, cause Momma is prepared!!!"

-- Heather Payne, formerly of Point of Grace, on being a mouse trap at the home, beating mice to submission if they attempt to destroy the House of Payne.

"And the ING Magyar Nagydíj is . . . GO!"

-- We didn't hear that, but who would say that?