(Heaven, March 2, 2016) Yesterday, God said that despite Barry Bonds' recent claim that “God knows I’m a Hall of
Famer,” He actually has not made His final decision on that yet.
“I haven’t
made up My mind,” God said. “The whole steroid, performance-enhancing drug
controversy is very complicated. I think I’ll wait to see what the baseball
writers decide.”
Bonds ended
his playing career with 762 home runs and a .298 batting average. But because
of illegal drug suspicions, he has not yet come close to receiving enough votes
to get into baseball’s Hall of Fame. He has six more years of eligibility.
“It’s not
just Barry Bonds I’m puzzled about, it’s Roger Clemens and a few others,” God
said, clasping and unclasping His hands. “There’s a lot to figure out these
days. That whole Middle East mess, the 2016 presidential election. And now that
Zika mosquito. What’s next? Seems like there just aren’t enough hours in the
day. Maybe I should have made more of them. Hours, I mean.”
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