Thursday, August 31, 2006

This Just In

By Steve

Judge Holds Lawyer in Contempt

PENSACOLA, FL - Superior Court Judge Horace Draper announced from his bench yesterday afternoon that he holds local lawyer Peter (Pete) Peterson in contempt. The silver-haired jurist outlined his findings in a damning indictment of the liability lawyer’s shortcomings. "The way he dresses, his butchering of the English language, his inept legal skills. That irritating lisp. I don’t even like the way he combs his hair. Let’s face it, the man’s a mess.

"He’s never appeared before this court," Draper continued, "and I hope to God he never does, but the man’s contemptible nonetheless."

Peterson was not immediately available for comment following Judge Draper’s declaration, but later that afternoon his secretary told a group of paralegals while standing around the coffee machine that Peterson wasn’t all that fond of the judge either.

2 comments:

  1. Who is this Hadleyblogger Steve? The man is a comic genius!

    ReplyDelete
  2. What I'd like to know is who the anonymous commertor is? I think they're a genius for recognizing comic genius.

    HB Steve

    ReplyDelete

Remember: Think Before Commenting.

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...