Thursday, March 18, 2010

The Truth Is Out There

The Onion lets us in on what's really in that jobs bill Obama just signed:

New College Graduates To Be Cryogenically Frozen Until Job Market Improves

In a bold new measure intended to address unemployment among young professionals, lawmakers from across the political epectrum agreed on legislation Tuesday to subsitize the cryogenic freezing of recent college graduates until the job market recovers.

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